Apr 9, 2008

The color Orange should be a registered trademark of KTM

Since everyone should know, KTM is the coolest bike company ever to have set foot on the face of this planet. People should also know that some colors especially on the sunny side are made just for some companies. Anybody else just using these colors would just be an imitation, which makes the company a cock. Take for example the color Orange used by KTM; everyone in the market, even sport cars, has replicated it! Why? Why use someone else’s cool idea and try to make it look cooler on your product you dorks.

Honda has made a very fast and agile bike, probably the best Fireblade ever, yeah blah blah, yada yada. But why did they ruin the 600rr by putting an Orange color to it. Look and weep:

It looks good...............if your 13.


And besides which bike company makes this sorta thing:


No sir you wont find this in the nearest "Probiking" showroom


And now ladies and gentlemen,

8 Reasons why KTM is the coolest bike maker:

And why does KTM use Orange as their base color? Well because of the same reason I have this blog .....because I can. I don’t want you to be judgmental, actually I don’t care but I would like to highlight some of the facts that actually make KTM a monster of a bike maker.

Reason No.8

Nice bike Honda.



But not nice enough!

Take a good look at this.

This twin cylinder baby kicks everyone’s ass in looks, and it’s the companies first superbike ever!


RC8 1190 in action.

7.Now I know Porsche makes wonderful cars and all but THIS, is not a car:

Just look at it all orange and shiny like its gonna kick some ass but no.

THIS IS A CAR!



If you could only see something so err.. beasty.

The KTM Xbow, the coolest mechanical piece of machinery ever to be assembled on four wheels. I'm never for four wheels but cars like the Ariel Atom and the X-bow makes me wanna eat them! Everything about this car breathes performance. The day I'm getting my hands on one, Pune streets are gonna ban cars without roofs.

6.Dirt bikes are cool, but take a look at this Dakar edition of the “Adventure”!

Just no words, you wanna win the Dakar rally in one go contact KTM.

5. In motards we trust, and for the streets this is your knife if you wanna really cut it.

The KTM 690SMC weighs just 136kgs and is more powerful than a 400rr. Need anything else?

It looks brilliant in this color and its one hell of a bike considering it’s a motard and will royally kick any bike’s ass in cornering on the streets. Motards are the most exciting type of bikes I have ever come across. Take a look at this video to see what I'm talking about:


4. Some ATV’s climb up a hill very rapidly like these:


And some tear em’ fuckin’ apart!

Shreds mud like a blender. Like ATV racers would say to their girlfriends after riding it "I dont need your fucking attitude bitch, I got my quad bike to get me on top of anything!"


Even fat Joe likes to put his ass or two every sunday on a dirt track.

3.You thought MotoGP style speedos only came standard in MotoGP bikes?

Check out the 2008 KTM RC8

2.Drifting or counter steering on bikes is fun


But this is how you really do it:

Slide o Rama, I like I like!

Check this video out, bike dancing at their finest.


and now
1.What we have here is Christian Pfeiffer doing a high chair wheelie on his BMW. He is no match for KTM though.

Uhhh… umm that’s a pretty darn …good wheelie right there.
So maybe not but, anyway, ahem so there we have it. KTM might not be the best company that ever existed but to show off some skills (If you have any, Losers.) KTM is the way to go.




Pics Courtesy:Motorcycleusa.com, Bikepics.com, bikewalls.com, carwalls.com.

Apr 4, 2008

Love the blog hate the blog.

I'm a bike enthusiast, I can judge myself, I ride a pulsar 220, I have a 180 Classic which I want to turn into a Cafe racer, I love Mickey's new Gixxer, and Im not a SuperBikeWheelie virgin anymore.

I do not write like any other bike journalist, biker, whatever would do because I don't believe in pleasing anyone who reads my blog. In short, they suck. I can write whatever the fuck I want here.

The 220 is fast no doubt, any day better than a freaking Karizma which seems to be the only shitty competitor to this bike. However, Bikes like the Gixxer make me drool because of the kind of power these bikes produce. They cannot be matched, and you need titanium cojonas just to sit behind. In fact you need atleast 5 more balls just to hang on to it at high speeds. Probably 10 or more balls to sit behind a wheelie!

However bikes like Bullets are the most hideous creatures ever to step in mankind's face. And in my terms of rating. Its the shittiest thing I ever came across my biking career. Oh I almost forgot to tell you about GhostRider's scale of coolness!

I have my very own rating of coolness to whatever it may concern. Anything that goes on to my blog or is reviewed in any sort of way will get a rating.
These are the ratings:



Anything even existing without going through my tests are just useless.

Apr 3, 2008

Acknowledgment, if any.

This blog is my property, my issue, and my concern. Anything posted on this blog are my fucking efforts of collecting news and pasting them. So better hit that close button before you pour in your bull crap about things wrong in the blog.

There are thousands of other shitty websites that need your splatter. GO AWAY.